
For all their ability, money, and success footballers have to be some of the dumbest athletes in the world, especially the ones headed to Real Madrid. Kaka escapes the quickly sinking Rossoneri and follows his father and the Lord to another rickety vessel, Ronaldo driven by vanity leaves the success drenched Manchester United to fulfill a life long dream of his(and his whispering-in-the-ear mother) to one day wear the Whites of Real Madrid, Benzema reflects on a decidedly mediocre season with Lyon and eases his pain with a move to the Bernabeu, concluding that it will be much easier to score goals in Spain than it is in England, and finally Little Frank Ribery, fearing that his career will come to nothing if he stays in the provincial Bundesliga, stumbles out of a German beer garden arm and arm with Florentino Perez and declares his interest to join Los Merengues (where he will sink to the inescapable depths of the millionaires bench only to turn up a few years later at Boulonge-Sur-Mer FC). All these athletes are franchise players who have turned their back on having clubs built around them to become cogs in the wheel of what is basically a football marketing franchise more concerned with selling jerseys than winning trophies. These players are already Galacticos, and time at Real Madrid will only diminish their stratospheric stature.